Seriously, bro, don't. Hey, I'm not kidding here . . . AHHH! HELP!!!
C'mon, we shouldn't just let this Andrew Meyer / John Kerry thing fade out of our collective consciousness. There are too many interesting angles yet to be explored.
For, example, I'm intrigued by this take from that Republican rag, the Weekly Standard:
What really stands out is his pathetic wailing when the cops tase him. I've been tased before, the company's PR reps hooked me up for a three second jolt at our offices one day and it wasn't that bad.
Pretty damn unsympathetic . . .
But most interesting, Meyer's immortal phrase is becoming a touchstone of our cultural lexicon in the manner of "I've fallen and I can't get up!". The phrase reached 9th place on todays list of most googled terms according to Google Trends.
Further, the Meyer arrest video has received 2.6 million views and almost 40,000 new comments since Monday. In contrast, the much-talked about MoveOn.org's "Betrayal of Trust," anti-Rudy Giuliani ad received just over 171 thousand views and 59 new blog posts. And John Edwards' rebuttal to President Bush's progress report on the Iraq war received 114 thousand views and 43 new posts.
I'm looking forward to Meyer's Letterman appearance. Anybody know if he's been booked for that yet?